A global pandemic and falling in love, for me both are unprecedented.

“This’ll never work out” I declared after our first date. He’s 8 years younger than me and not my typical type: Married alcoholic. He’s a Good guy. An Aidan. I did everything wrong: brought up having kids, my sexual trauma, and made him look at my weird butt thing. On a nude beach in San Diego we said “I love you” then “Check out that huge dick!” I take notes but there’s too much. Some movies are just meant for two people. My sarcastic heart is no match for this. I have to surrender and let love ruin my brand.