Repair the world, lay off the cheeseburgers , feed your heart until it’s the size of grandma’s brisket and use it every milisecond to be the best possible version of yourself – no wonder jew’s have such stomachs issues- so much living to get done in our lives.
Like anything worth doing, I’m finding more questions than answers…..
I’m calling it orthodox chic…..
sat next to Natalie Portman in temple – hard to refrain from asking if swan was kosher. if i keep going to temple will I be blessed with her jawline?
Best way to get over all the stupid shit; Have breakfast with a holocaust survivor
Being described by the Rabbi as “not marriage grade” to which I replied “but im grass fed organic”
